Last night Chizm and I decided to head out and see electronic pop outfit Ladytron at The Metro Theatre. What a fucking disappointment.
It was, without a doubt, the most boring concert we have ever been too. It was like someone had an unequalized recording blasting out of the speakers. The front female vocalists were lifeless and completely emotionless.
Sure, I didn’t expect them to start stage diving but I’ve seen more movement from roadkill. We drew many comparisons through the night:
It’s like watching your aunty heel-and-toe at a family dinner after too many wines.
It’s like standing in an RSL watching badly dressed woman dancing to songs created in the last 10 years.
What were your thoughts? Maybe they should watch this.